michaelmuhney: got out my wife's box of Triscuit Thin Crisps to eat 2 or 3. i ate 27.

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michaelmuhney: got out my wife's box of Triscuit Thin Crisps to eat 2 or 3. i ate 27. got a marker & marked out the "ers" on the box. now it reads "crack".

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