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michaelmuhney: why is my icon missing? has this happened to anyone else?
michaelmuhney: @uptheapples that. is. awesome.
michaelmuhney: I LOVE that while i was typing the words "spelling bee" yesterday i ty
michaelmuhney: @ReeseLaura yep, it is probably misspelled. i am a spelling be champ,
michaelmuhney: @HeathCastor let me know when we've thought of a good idea...
michaelmuhney: @katylady30 LYMYBB
michaelmuhney: @johncabrera that is a gorgeous photo. good eye, lad. good eye. bea
michaelmuhney: @cali_waiting i see that both a foolish actor and a rogue demon hunter
michaelmuhney: @hallefump vielen danke. my mother was born in germany so i SHOULD kn
michaelmuhney: @kerrsmith2306 we'll see about that; by the way, i love your picture,
michaelmuhney: @vagueonthehow that HAD to be painful...
michaelmuhney: @bdbdb those two people in your icon make a really cute couple...Sprin
michaelmuhney: I just blew my nose so hard I think it ruptured a small hole in my bra
michaelmuhney: @wescraven and a very scary tweetmorning to you, sir.
michaelmuhney: @kerrsmith2306 that last entry i made was for you...i forgot to attach
michaelmuhney: Ich verstehe zeimlich gut Deutsch, aber Ich spreche ein bischen...
michaelmuhney: @tiggz thank you tweetmillion times over!
michaelmuhney: wonder what the odds are of a bag of popcorn kernels popping EXACTLY a
michaelmuhney: HELP!! somebody made the "wild heart" stevie nicks youtube song availa
michaelmuhney: @editxfx caleb! shoot me an email! can't believe how big your daught
michaelmuhney: @my_Fanbase gotta save the full story for the book i should eventually
michaelmuhney: @Leishkin i think you might have just made my month...
michaelmuhney: @johncabrera i watched tonight's episode for you. i want an hour of my
michaelmuhney: @Leishkin if i was ever gonna save a life, tazzie's was worth saving,
michaelmuhney: @wescraven i love going to the AERO theatre. it's one of the best the
michaelmuhney: @Leishkin p.s. it'll be more fun than the time before, just wait!
michaelmuhney: @Leishkin i SWEAR i'll come back when all the cards line back up. TRU
michaelmuhney: @chaotic4life i will take you up on that chaoticstef!
michaelmuhney: @buffiness awww, tazzy. i miss her so! did you know i have a story o
michaelmuhney: @Leishkin beaten by a 7 year old? was he/she the tiger woods of bowli
michaelmuhney: @DiscoLemonade87 can i rent some of those trophies from you?
michaelmuhney: @missgiggly 35? ouch.
michaelmuhney: @HeathCastor okay, i plan on getting to 250 soon.
michaelmuhney: @suzieqjenny yes! i love it!
michaelmuhney: I bowled a 206 tonight! (okay, i'm kind of lying, it was on the wii)
michaelmuhney: @SharpJeremy no. a crown.
michaelmuhney: @laurabeuther ha! nerd! wait. i got a real trophy for bowling once,
michaelmuhney: @rove1974 HEY BOY! give tazzy a hug for me! last time i saw you i was
michaelmuhney: @Rove1974 your hands don't smell like a wet elephant every day? damn,
michaelmuhney: fed the kids and the cats early this morning...then i fixed myself a b
michaelmuhney: @saramarie okay, i'm getting that game, and i'm playing people online.
michaelmuhney: looking forward to the TWEEKEND...i've got a date out on the town in H
michaelmuhney: adjusting for inflation...what would be the going rate for a tooth by
michaelmuhney: venting about frustration with Canada and sci-fi, read if you're bored
michaelmuhney: ...& i just beat my high score...bowled a 278. all strikes the whole g
michaelmuhney: is slicing & snacking on cheese with a knife, drinking crystal light f
michaelmuhney: @seangunn next time you play poker let me know about it...i'm down.
michaelmuhney: Tip of the Day: Don't ever loan family money. Also, don't juggle stea
michaelmuhney: Just bowled a 276 on the Wii (while sitting down the entire time!)
michaelmuhney: Just posted my mom's recipe for the Frito-feel-good-casserole. Eat an
michaelmuhney: @pvponline i hate hearing that scott...my heart goes out to you.
michaelmuhney: @doyleangel I'll post the recipe at Rack of Lamb in the next week...re
michaelmuhney: FHEEL...SOOO...FHAATTT...ATE...TOO...MUCHSCH...AHH HHH....
michaelmuhney: @doyleangel super easy to make! @buffiness i'll save some for you (for
michaelmuhney: Wife is cooking one of my mom's famous dishes tonight!! Chicken Tamale
michaelmuhney: @Rove1974 agreed...next time i'm in sydney i'll hang out with you both
michaelmuhney: @amber_benson ha! you should've gotten a gold "grill" while you were
michaelmuhney: @buffyslayergal, @ laurabeuther, @bdbdb, @littlespy, @reeselaura, I LO
michaelmuhney: TODAY'S MISSION? see if you can use "poop" in a sentence without garne
michaelmuhney: @iBradley sitting down, my friend. sitting. the F. down.
michaelmuhney: Why do people implying romance say "I like to go on long walks along t
michaelmuhney: has grown a Pirate/Tombstone/Wild West handlebar mustache. It's kind o
michaelmuhney: @ClintMoviehole ...albeit a very, thin slice
michaelmuhney: twitteronis: "Tis better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to s
michaelmuhney: @Rove1974 while twittering that message you wasted valuable "hand drye
michaelmuhney: had my 15 month old sit on my lap for the entire kung-fu 70's movie "t
michaelmuhney: guy angrily honked @ me, i leaned out my window & told him we should p
michaelmuhney: @PoshLopez in a similar and interesting story, i too, was supposed to
michaelmuhney: @hygienestudent a play, maybe? a broadway musical perhaps?
michaelmuhney: @ReeseLaura it must be AWFUL hard doing victory laps on the beach...
michaelmuhney: today my manager was told(by a major production 4 a major network for
michaelmuhney: just tried walking on my hands down an entire aisle at the grocery sto
michaelmuhney: @Alicepire seriously, you have a BAT CAVE. that is awesome. i don't c
michaelmuhney: another life goal is to have a "bat cave" to drive my car out of. als
michaelmuhney: one of my life's goals is to see a UFO and an alien. i'm cool with a
michaelmuhney: grab a handful of chocolate chips from a bag, grab another handful of
michaelmuhney: @daedreams the order in which i will accomplish my Tweekend list will
michaelmuhney: it's friday! i'm excited about the Tweekend!! plans? sleeping, sushi
michaelmuhney: @johncabrera sorry about your ash-cracker. u could wash it down with a
michaelmuhney: apparently @purplewolf and @leishkin believe i create the best imagery
michaelmuhney: @purplewolf oh don't worry, i "attack anything that moves" whether i'm
michaelmuhney: got out my wife's box of Triscuit Thin Crisps to eat 2 or 3. i ate 27.
michaelmuhney: wishes human catnip were legal. I would love to bat $hit around, roll
michaelmuhney: @laurabeuther yes. that definitely makes you cooler than me. :)
michaelmuhney: @nomysteryleft little boy, and a baby girl. that makes 2. wanna have
michaelmuhney: @BabsiS it always makes me smile when i hear metaphors for pooping
michaelmuhney: it's a hot day in L.A. i'm taking my kids to the pool. NO, i am not "d
michaelmuhney: congrats to my sister (we've been as close as siblings for years and y
michaelmuhney: @SugarHooker you and i are BOTH looking forward to june! i leave town
michaelmuhney: @krustykirky well happy birthday kirsty. enjoy your gift! xoxo
michaelmuhney: Question: does anyone know when the new iphone is coming out? May? Jun
michaelmuhney: Today is such a naughty day. Anyone hungry for munchies?
michaelmuhney: I TIVO'D 60 minutes earlier tonight & just watched it. I realized I ha
michaelmuhney: @witch_kat yes i can sing. where do i sign up to be in the Dr. Horrib
michaelmuhney: @ameacham freakin' LOVE your avatar! want to get creeped out? in tha
michaelmuhney: okay, it IS a nice hat. thanks for the compliments everyone. but the d
michaelmuhney: am going 2 devour a pizza, drink red slushy & watch Fight Club. i thin
michaelmuhney: RT @johncabrera: http://twitpic.com/3r2sq - Just minutes after arrivin
michaelmuhney: just realized that @johncabrera hatched a master plan months ago getti
michaelmuhney: wearing a fidora-ish hat. @johncabrera said i WEAR IT WELL, but warns
michaelmuhney: @ameacham pretty sick, huh? i'll tell you my secret if i ever meet yo
michaelmuhney: @lisrmiller funny (and nice) running into you tonight... :)
michaelmuhney: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwuWkBwo75A I LAUGHED UNTIL I CRIED! @s
michaelmuhney: my goal today is to find and challenge a worthy kindergarten-aged oppo
michaelmuhney: are dogs really EXTRA tired? more than cats? why am i "dog-tired"? i'l
michaelmuhney: pecan pie & singin' in the rain. good form! off to my soccer game. 1/3
michaelmuhney: correct! okay braniac crew. next level of movie trivia: in clockwork o
michaelmuhney: @MirrorMarie in that dream were we eating breakfast for lunch? i love
michaelmuhney: movie trivia:what kind of pie were harry & sally talking about in the
michaelmuhney: this week's mission: call a friend/family randomly and let them know h
michaelmuhney: put your ear to a seashell & you can hear the ocean. eat crunchy cheet
michaelmuhney: longest non-tweeting spell that i've gone on ever. it's been a few da
michaelmuhney: One of my wishes is to be holed up in some drafty attic during a rains
michaelmuhney: during the 3rd OT of the Bulls game last night my baby girl decided sh
michaelmuhney: @amber_benson is what i meant. i forgot the crafty little " _ " separ
michaelmuhney: @amberbenson and @johncabrera are good solid #followfriday recommendat
michaelmuhney: When I get my iphone this summer i'll start tweeting from my twelephon
michaelmuhney: why won't they make high chairs for adults? i want to eat off of a tr
michaelmuhney: @rainnwilson you're only 4 pounds heavier than me. today i ran up the
michaelmuhney: @bubblecat it's true, sometimes people reply on twitter. there are th
michaelmuhney: topic: TWHISKERS - wonders why evolution hasn't done away with facial
michaelmuhney: I've had the Backyardigans song stuck in my head for days. Now I'm st
michaelmuhney: i'm the messiest toothbrusher in the west. i get wet all the way to m
michaelmuhney: Next person who runs into me and mentions twitter gets a hug.
michaelmuhney: @remembernomore ha! there is always that.
michaelmuhney: Countdown to 3-week family visit back home? 4 weeks 2 days. Possum Kin
michaelmuhney: my sister is a DORK. she voted 150 times in one evening for an Americ
michaelmuhney: in a conversation with someone today i had to plead the 5th. why? i'
michaelmuhney: @fairy_bliss i feel as though i've just been warmly complimented by yo
michaelmuhney: @freezing82 it's been fun...this twitter thing. there's lots of cool
michaelmuhney: @adnauseam okay, i LOVE that one. these people are nuts, huh?
michaelmuhney: "I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TV's"
michaelmuhney: i'm quoting"texts from last night"as some of u figured out. site is Ns
michaelmuhney: "I just ate a cockroach and want to be a firetruck."
michaelmuhney: "I pooped in a mop bucket...Their employee restroom was locked, what k
michaelmuhney: @johncabrera a dear friend from high school...
michaelmuhney: love this youtube video: http://bit.ly/10TaPU
michaelmuhney: had lunch with an old friend...reminiscing about school...talked about
michaelmuhney: @Kurtz74 brian! Biz Markie was beatboxing on Yo Gabba Gabba! this mor
michaelmuhney: If you want to improve your day, jam to this song: "Don't Stop Believi
michaelmuhney: I have a theory that 99.2% of all 80's rock songs have the word "night
michaelmuhney: By the way, to all the tweeps in the twitterverse: I appreciate & rea
michaelmuhney: Lambert...the sheepish lion...Lambert...he's always tryin' to be a wil
michaelmuhney: @katylady30 good luck sis. i hope my little niece does o.k. tomorrow
michaelmuhney: got a strawberry mid-shin up to my hip bone in my inter-league soccer
michaelmuhney: I DESPISE TURTLES IN ONTARIO. (DESPISE= LOVE TURTLES=SLEEPING T
michaelmuhney: If I freebase Cinnamon Toast Crunch cereal late at night do I have a p
michaelmuhney: @HeathCastor was gonna do Casa Vega but we switched to Cafe Des Artist
michaelmuhney: while we were filming he was getting phone call updates from chris abo
michaelmuhney: to be clear, robert pine, chris pine's dad, played my dad in the movie
michaelmuhney: a girl came up to me outside my bank & said i offered hugs to tweeps.
michaelmuhney: @green_queen yes, i am related to chris pine. we share the same fathe
michaelmuhney: @chaotic4life me and your postman are having a bromance. no worries.
michaelmuhney: kind of wish the sun burned about 12% as bright, cuz DAMN i look hot w
michaelmuhney: @mayndarose & @leishkin those are GREAT wedding vids too! why are peop
michaelmuhney: @ZuckerBaby and i've just twallen in love with you for that...
michaelmuhney: best.wedding dance.ever. http://www.parkwayreststop.com/archives/2
michaelmuhney: @Rove1974 well, let's be serious rove, you aren't the largest of our h
michaelmuhney: about as likely as the Cubs winning the World Series this year. But t
michaelmuhney: @danielgm86 to answer yours & many others' questions about this topic:
michaelmuhney: "...(response) It was probably Jesus." (response back) "I feel like h
michaelmuhney: textsfromlastnight.com: "I got a call from 999 999 9999. I didn't ans
michaelmuhney: @cheshire_monkey my theoretical mannequin does NOT talk to me when nob
michaelmuhney: @kelliesimpson strangely enough i was thinking of kim cattrell when i
michaelmuhney: ...my illegal logging business will do just fine!"
michaelmuhney: @namyenoh here! here! to quote s.colbert "if a tree falls in the wood
michaelmuhney: @bubblecat I should be watching dollhouse? seeing as i watched every.s
michaelmuhney: My sister's ringtone is Adam Lambert's "Ring of Fire" & it burns, burn
michaelmuhney: rockin' to WE BUILT THIS CITY (on rock an' roll) this evening. i want
michaelmuhney: TIP of the summer: wear sunblock TIP 2: leave a small area on your ar
michaelmuhney: @annosuperstar glad you got my back girl. let me put some street slan
michaelmuhney: @pvponline yes, you should. i should see both you and @kurtz74 along
michaelmuhney: @BabsiS thank you babsi my dear! vielen danke!
michaelmuhney: i'll let you know as soon as the publicists give me the okay...*back t
michaelmuhney: quite curious to read the brutally honest internet response once it's
michaelmuhney: the new job is the likes of which i have never done...and i get to ind
michaelmuhney: @cosimo179 thank you my friend...thank you. much appreciated...
michaelmuhney: it's official. my deal with the network is finalized. i begin filming
michaelmuhney: @johncabrera dude...CALL ME NOW.
michaelmuhney: negotiating a job right now...will keep you posted. when/if the deal
michaelmuhney: @Leishkin you. are. hilarious. can i be there as a cardboard cutout?
michaelmuhney: @pvponline i'll bring the bag and the shits, you bring the fiyah!
michaelmuhney: always wear a condom folks: http://bit.ly/bjl9l
michaelmuhney: I want an official, Red Ryder, carbine action, 200 shot range model ai
michaelmuhney: stop looking at me SWAN.
michaelmuhney: p.s. the earthquake tonight made me spill my drink (no, i won't tell y
michaelmuhney: okay, forget the "smiley-faced cancer" idea. i've been called out on t
michaelmuhney: THANKS @gigi4462 @jaina2000 @KylieSF @iBradley @bitcaw @josiefier @pur
michaelmuhney: @Rove1974 EXACTLY! you and i know that it's only official once you are
michaelmuhney: The first day of my new jobby job (a pic and a little comment): http:/
michaelmuhney: @TheYandR_Lady deliciously evil? okay, i'll accept that title. and yes
michaelmuhney: holy crazy coupla days batman!
michaelmuhney: @pvponline an excuse? don't make me out you as a closet-daytime-watche
michaelmuhney: @chaotic4life you heard that? wow. that's great to hear! always feels
michaelmuhney: if a cop pulls me over & asks for my ID i'm going to proudly flash my
michaelmuhney: just spent some time on the computer reading EVERYONE'S congrat messag
michaelmuhney: @johncabrera ha! thanks john! and thanks @jordan_levy of course i rem
michaelmuhney: @laurabeuther darn, your kid beat mine to it...oh well. it was a nice
michaelmuhney: @PoshLopez definitely working on the long camera stare now...i'm going
michaelmuhney: @nickaholic23 thanks nick, and i love that word..."fantabulistic" ver
michaelmuhney: @michelledeidre nice to meet ya...& thanks...oh, and you're right, i'm
michaelmuhney: sswwl,;i9kjhujygghfdxcccfdddddEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEe (is this the fi
michaelmuhney: @amber_benson amber my dear...thank ya! and you're right, nothing repl
michaelmuhney: wholeheartedly believe that General Mills laces their Cinnamon Toast C
michaelmuhney: just changed a diabolical poopy diaper (did i just say poopy?). why R
michaelmuhney: @Oracle85 thanks man, much appreciated. so many congrats keep coming
michaelmuhney: why do people drive around forever looking for a parking space? just
michaelmuhney: @innuendogirl and therein lies the rub, big bird has no thumbs so it'd
michaelmuhney: wish list for thumbwrestling opponents: abraham lincoln, james cooper,
michaelmuhney: @scottmbrenner very cool, didn't know that! however, somebody at CBS t
michaelmuhney: & once they googled me they learned what a big nerd i am so that'll be
michaelmuhney: @bdbdb yes, i will allow you to call me your favorite nerd. :) i am
michaelmuhney: i heart cloudy days...in L.A.
michaelmuhney: Why is it that the older I get the more fearful I am of flying in a pl
michaelmuhney: @NatalieAbrams tell Kristin i said "hello"... and equally nice to me
michaelmuhney: @Rove1974 does this mean if i holler loud enough from the states you'l
michaelmuhney: @dupalt touche my dear, touche. @HeathCastor i am on my way to Target!
michaelmuhney: remember those old slip-n-slides from back in the day? the yellow sli
michaelmuhney: RT!! lisamedia@jennygirl7 Um weird dream. My mother sold a desk from m
michaelmuhney: @JaneeDoe ouch...
michaelmuhney: why can't burgers, shakes, & pizza be healthy for you while beets, bro
michaelmuhney: blew up beach toys 4 my baby & i'm seeing spots & feel like passing ou
michaelmuhney: @ladyfuchsia i will try to get paul adelstein to twitter, but i warn y
michaelmuhney: ...no rosey breath, just smelled like i ate grass...(should i worry if
michaelmuhney: after eating chips and garlic dip and fielding complaints about garlic
michaelmuhney: wow, last time i twitter late at night...just noticed i misspelled "pe
michaelmuhney: working out, jumping rope, my little boy walks up to me and says, "dad
michaelmuhney: sang every verse of "raindrops on roses" to my daughter before bedtime
michaelmuhney: @amber_benson You know what, Amber, I keep meaning to tell you the sam
michaelmuhney: baby brother told me there are more germs on a cell phone than a publi
michaelmuhney: i don't like magazines placed by people's toilets in their houses...it
michaelmuhney: @AnnieWSM ha! yeah, i wish that were so, instead i run endless miles
michaelmuhney: just now ate 6 homemade brownies...the guilt is now setting in...
michaelmuhney: again, thanks for the continued outpour of congrats from so many peopl
michaelmuhney: @pvponline and @kurtz74 i am looking forward to hanging with you both
michaelmuhney: Me, @pvponline and @kurtz74 tonight after dinner. http://twitpic.com/6
michaelmuhney: @davidmohara and family were great hosts today...good times.
michaelmuhney: @kongchang i am told they start airing june 25th...from what i underst
michaelmuhney: @jennygirl7 thanks jenny...i'm having the same day as you are...laundr
michaelmuhney: It's such a nice feeling to be excited to go into work...
michaelmuhney: twittering as fast as i can to get off the devil's # of updates (i'll
michaelmuhney: Sat on a plane back to LAX this morning with 4 11yr old girls. They we
michaelmuhney: and yes, i am sitting here at my mom's house on a saturday night. so w
michaelmuhney: @davidmohara my mom wants to know what we 2 losers are doing on twitte
michaelmuhney: "i am michael's medulla oblongata"
michaelmuhney: and the first rule of fight club is...
michaelmuhney: currenlty feeling like ed norton's character in fight club. flying on
michaelmuhney: nuzzle your nose into the neck of a little baby (hopefully a relative)
michaelmuhney: @jennmich97 nice! and old school SNL throwback. i likeitalot.
michaelmuhney: @johncabrera can't wait to hear from you how the writing's been going.